The Blue Disk of Dumbness asked on September 7, 2023 @ 4:44 pm:
I am the blue disk of infinite dumbness. I have existed since the very dawn of the internet. I know the answer to no questions. What would you like to know?
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The Disk sez:
You are shit. I answer the fucking questions. |
Chromaside asked on September 5, 2023 @ 5:33 pm:
What is google?
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The Disk sez:
Google is a search engine created by Google incorporated and is a competitor to popular search engines such as Altavista and Ask Jeeves |
Lateen asked on August 3, 2023 @ 6:46 pm:
will i ever be good enough?
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The Disk sez:
Yes. |
whitecat asked on July 25, 2023 @ 6:33 am:
where can get hamburger
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The Disk sez:
America 🇺🇸 |
cool fart asked on July 18, 2023 @ 6:38 am:
What is your name
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The Disk sez:
SONY Formatted for IBM PS/2 & Compatibles 1.44MB High Density MFD-2HD |
joe biden asked on July 15, 2023 @ 12:54 pm:
where food
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The Disk sez:
Bo Jiden, food is everywhere, it is all around us, berries, caterpillars, leaves, wood, humans, all is edible, but what matters more is the food that will improve your health and improve the world, like Mcdonalds and beef. America 🇺🇸 |
chigglesquang the eleventy seventh asked on July 11, 2023 @ 11:21 am:
burger
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The Disk sez:
Fuck you. |
Ryan asked on June 12, 2023 @ 4:47 pm:
Is Rollercoaster tycoon *truly* a good game?
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The Disk sez:
Yes, in fact it is the only game, therefore making it the game of the century. |
me asked on May 31, 2023 @ 1:56 pm:
whats 7 divided by 0
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The Disk sez:
Infinity |
Kaoru asked on May 29, 2023 @ 10:25 am:
ok
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The Disk sez:
ok is an english word, which can be used as an exclamation, adjective, adverb, noun or verb, but is overall commonly used to express approval of a statement or action. in other words it's not a question. |
t asked on May 15, 2023 @ 09:21 am:
t
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The Disk sez:
Shut the FUCK UP, WHO DO YOU THINK I AM!??! |
Ryan asked on May 09, 2023 @ 04:43 am:
can I get a cookie
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The Disk sez:
I dunno, can you? Really, I am a plastic floppy diskette, who doesn't have arms and legs of my own to get a cookie for you, but wether you can get a cookie or not is up to you. Without action the cookie will not appear for you, you must put effort to have the change you want to see in your world. |
